For those of you who have been reading my posts for these lasts months I want to say, I really am not a ” Jonathan Edwards, ‘Sinners in the Hands Of An Angry God” kind of guy. Granted I am not the life of the party either. But I try not to be a chronic doom-sayer.
I wrote the series “Like Men of Issachar” to provide a biblical reference point for WHEN we are in the world. I felt compelled to write. Honestly though, at times writing the posts got a little cloying even to my mind and I don’t cloy easily. I hope someone out there found some help from it.
It is time though for some spring cleaning. For the next few weeks I am going to take a little break from the eschatology, Christology, hermeneutics and all the other -ologies and -ics you can think of . That doesn’t mean God won’t shine here. He’s the light behind every lampshade I put up. I just think it’s time to spend a little brain-space on the lighter side. Soooo…
Anybody got a good joke?
Reinventing the We'll 
I always take away from your posts, especially when you make me think. Looking forward to whatever you bring next. Working on finding the perfect joke…between packing boxes for my pending move. Ha! Joke’s on me! I dread moving. Blessings. -kim
I am glad my offerings have blessed you. Good luck with the move, I will be praying for you and your husband.
Thank you 🙂
Do share whatever He lays on your heart. Will be ready to receive just the same.
Blessings,
ann
When you write what the Lord puts on your heart you cannot go wrong.
Looking forward to the “lighter side”—He has a sense of humor, too, you know.
Thank you for reminding me to write what the Lord puts on my heart. I do pray to that end everyday. I guess sometimes I just wonder if I have hit a target or not. As to God having a sense of humor. He is the funniest person I know!
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Remember when President Obama said we can’t fight two wars and vowed to change our policy? Well, he did. Now we’re fighting three wars.
Obama said we will send economic aid to Libya to help the Libyan people reach their dreams. And if that works, they’ll try it here.
Indeed Wisconsin first no doubt! 🙂
I found a few more jokes for you. I tried to get rid of all the bad ones.
A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer: “DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH
WET HANDS.”
In a cemetery: “PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY
BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES .”
Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations: “GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO
SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.”
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: “OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.”
Hotel, Yugoslavia: “THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE
JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.”
Hotel, Japan: “YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID
The perils of English as a second language…
In a Bangkok temple: “IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A
FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.”
Cocktail lounge, Norway : “LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN
IN THE BAR.”
Doctors office, Rome: “SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.”
Dry cleaners, Bangkok : “DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.”
In a Nairobi restaurant: “CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT
TO SEE THE MANAGER.”
On an Athi River highway: “TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER,
THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.”
On a poster at Kencom: “ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.”
In a City restaurant: “OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND ALSO WEEKENDS.”
I am laughing out loud as I read these! How the mind works without conscious editing is really humorous. Thanks for lightening the day!!